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Showing posts with label Squishable. Show all posts
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Saturday, October 8, 2011

Squishable / 15" Dragon

Squishable / 15" Dragon Review


Chilis and garlic are such a gauche method of making sure you have a row to yourself on the bus. Next time, why not just try breathing fire at the potential seat-mate? Yes indeed, barbecuing should always be a first weapon of choice when dealing with unwanted intruders, and for that purpose allow us to suggest a dragon! Hidden within his fuzzy cuddliness is a mass of adorable territorial aggression! Protect your lawn from overenthusiastic puppies, your treehouse from bloodthirsty pirates, or your bed from unwanted exes. This is a multi-purpose flamethrower with extra cuddly hug attachment included.

Squishables are giant adorable stuffed animals in sphere form! They're unbelievably soft, freakishly cuddly and cuter than a basket of kittens and puppies. Squishables are 15 inches tall and made of new polyester fiber. For ages 3 years and older. They rock! Read more...


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Monday, September 26, 2011

Squishable / 15" Kangaroo

Squishable / 15" Kangaroo Review


It has been proven, yes, proven, that kangaroos can't possibly exist! Something about the amount they eat versus the energy they require to bounce around. Or something. Which just goes to show that scientists don't know squat about kangaroos! This cuddly little fellow not only exists and bounces, he does all kinds of other nifty stuff like snuggle, snurfle (hug with your face), and steal slices of pie (he's gotta keep that round figure somehow!) Guard your room from science! Hug a kangaroo!Squishables are giant adorable stuffed animals in sphere form! They're unbelievably soft, freakishly cuddly and cuter than a basket of kittens and puppies. Squishables are 15 inches tall and made of new polyester fiber. Read more...


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Friday, September 16, 2011

Squishable / Mini 7" Fox

Squishable / Mini 7" Fox Review


Yes, I think we're all in agreement that a Fox is the best thing that could ever happen, right next to finding alien life on another planet and frozen Snickers bars.

And following that logic, the smaller the Fox gets, the more concentrated it's awesome will become! At a mere half of its former volume the fox will implode into an adorable black hole of cuteness, attracting other cute things in its vicinity. Like you (you cute thing you)!

So if you suddenly find yourself snuggling this pint-sized little brother to our giant Squishable Fox, blame that cuddle on the miracle of physics!

Squishables are adorable stuffed animals in sphere form! They're unbelievably soft, freakishly cuddly and cuter than a basket of kittens and puppies. Mini Squishables are 7 inches tall and made of new polyester fiber. For ages 3 years and older. They rock! Read more...


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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Squishable / Mini 7" Panda

Squishable / Mini 7" Panda Review


A metaphysical conundrum: Is a Giant Panda still giant when it is, in fact, a Mini Panda? Yes! yes it is! Giant is a state of mind, not a measure of size! His cute is enormous! His adorability is huge! His awesome is the size of the US economy circa 2005!

Truly, although in stature he is not as big as his Squishable Panda cousin he makes up for it in pure bite-sized fluffy panda sweetness! Woogywoogywoogy!

Squishables are adorable stuffed animals in sphere form! They're unbelievably soft, freakishly cuddly and cuter than a basket of kittens and puppies. Mini Squishables are 7 inches tall and made of new polyester fiber. For ages 3 years and older. They rock! Read more...


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Monday, May 16, 2011

Squishable / Mini 7" Narwhal

Squishable / Mini 7" Narwhal Review


Why horses? When we think "what kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?" why do we immediately think "a horse"? I mean, the poor thing would develop all kinds of back problems, and each friendly nuzzling would turn the recipient into shish kabobs. Stick that horn on a whale instead! Light and sleek, blue and wiggly, !@#$ adorable... in aquatic dueling, a well-equipped whale is sure to beat its equine competition every time. A horn on a whale! It just makes sense!

Squishables are adorable stuffed animals in sphere form! They're unbelievably soft, freakishly cuddly and cuter than a basket of kittens and puppies. Mini Squishables are 7 inches tall and made of new polyester fiber. For ages 3 years and older. They rock! Read more...


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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Squishable / Mini 7" Android

Squishable / Mini 7" Android Review


Android! It's a cellphone operating system! It's a small adorable robot thing! It's both! Even iPhone owners have to admit that Android has an awesome mascot. I mean, who wouldn't want a little green guy representing their favorite mode of communication? Just don't try downloading a fancy app onto him 'cause it ain't gonna work.

Squishables are adorable stuffed animals in sphere form! They're unbelievably soft, freakishly cuddly and cuter than a basket of kittens and puppies. Mini Squishables are 7 inches tall and made of new polyester fiber. For ages 3 years and older. They rock! Read more...



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